Cheers (TV Series)

Carla Loves Clavin (1991)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [about the organizers changing the Miss Boston Barmaid contest to a skills based contest rather than chest size contest]  The whole contest has gone to hell. I mean, believe me, I really presented my case to the contest committee. Look, I made a graph, here, look at this.

  [Sam holds up a line graph, the points which are pretty consistently high except for one very low point] 

  Sam Malone : Now these are the bust measurements of all the winners since 1976, and almost to a woman, they're over a thirty-eight.

  Woody Boyd : What's this one that dips way down here?

  Sam Malone : Ah, that's the year Diane won.