Cheers (TV Series)

Call Me, Irresponsible (1989)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Carla LeBec : Woody, what time is it?

  Woody Boyd : Don't go by my watch. I always set it ten minutes ahead so I won't be late for things.

  Carla LeBec : You were late this morning.

  Woody Boyd : Yeah, I know. I couldn't find my watch.

• Carla LeBec : Hey everybody. Listen up. I want you all to repeat after me: 'I am a very stupid person.'

  Everyone in the Bar : I am a very stupid person.

  Carla LeBec : 'And I will never doubt the undying love and total commitment that exists, always has existed, and will always exist, between Carla and Eddie LeBec.'

  [long pause] 

  Everyone in the Bar : I am a very stupid person.