Cheers (TV Series)

Call Me, Irresponsible (1989)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Cliff Clavin : All right, I got it, I got it. The worst possible way to die: to be eaten alive by rats.

  Norm Peterson : Naw, I think I can do better than that. I'd say the worst way to die is to be sliding down a razor banister, OK? A greased razor banister.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Wait, I've got it. To die alone, knowing that you have never been loved.

  Norm Peterson : Come on Frasier, if you're not even going to try...