Cheers (TV Series)

Behind Every Great Man (1985)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• [Norm and Cliff walk into the bar] 

  Norm Peterson : Afternoon everybody.

  Everyone in the Bar : [loudly]  Norm!

  Cliff Clavin : Afternoon everybody.

  [dead silence] 

• Norm Peterson : [about his and Cliff's meal at The Hungry Heifer]  Yeah, Cliffy had himself the tunnel T-bone. For less than four bucks, you get 24 ounces of USDA choice US bef.

  Cliff Clavin : Bef? You mean beef.

  Norm Peterson : Beef? Don't be ridiculous Cliffy, that stuff is bef. You see, it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic, what... , meat-like substance.

  Cliff Clavin : Ohh, Norm.

  Norm Peterson : What do expect for four bucks? Do you hear me complain about the loobster?

• Norm Peterson : Yeah, Cliffie had himself the Tunnel T-Bone - for less than $4, you get 24 ounces of prime USDA choice baf.

  Cliff Clavin : Baf - do you mean beef?

  Norm Peterson : Beef? Don't be ridiculous Cliffie, that stuff is baf. See, it's a Hungry Heifer trademark for a processed, synthetic... what... meat-like substance.

  Cliff Clavin : Aah, no.

  Norm Peterson : C'mon, what do you expect for four bucks? See me complain about the loobster?