Cheers (TV Series)

A House Is Not a Home (1987)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli : My life's the pits. Seems like good things happen to everybody except me, you know. Norm has a new job. Frasier actually seems happy since he met his creepy girlfriend. And Sam's given up women and decided to marry Diane. What have I got? Zip. Woody, I mean how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stinkin', infested world?

  Woody Boyd : You mean, what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peaking around the corner?

  Carla Tortelli : God, he even has a cute name for depression.

  Woody Boyd : Well, I just close my eyes and think a happy thought. I'll show you.

  [closes his eyes and slowly begins to grin broadly] 

  Carla Tortelli : What was your thought?

  Woody Boyd : I'm glad I'm not you.