- Darryl Morris: [reaching out to touch Piper's stomach] If you ask me, there's nothing more beautiful than a preg...
- Piper Halliwell: [grabbing Darryl's arm] Do it, and you'll pull back a bloody stub.
- Piper Halliwell: Do you have anything that goes with combat boots? You know, for the mom to be who kicks some ass upon occasion.
- Jeric: We won't give up her body without a replacement.
- Cole Turner: Well, I figured. How do you feel about redheads?
- Paige: Someone has to pick up the slack with Hermit Lady just lying around the house.
- Piper Halliwell: The Hermit Lady?
- Paige: Yeah, Phoebe, have you noticed she hasn't left the house in weeks?
- Piper Halliwell: What do you mean? She leaves the house every morning
- Paige: No, she leaves the house to go to work. I can understand wanting to take a break from guys, but come on already, she's going to wear out the batteries.
- Piper Halliwell: [Mildly disgusted] Ohh, Paige!