Charmed (TV Series)

When Bad Warlocks Turn Good (1999)

Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell

Quotes 

• Phoebe Halliwell : If you're gonna lose a guy, you might as well lose him to the Big Guy.

• Piper Halliwell : Now, they have got the right idea.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Who, the nuns?

  Piper Halliwell : Yep, nice, safe environment.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, if you like monks.

  Piper Halliwell : Stress-free, no need to worry about guys, no wardrobe.

  Phoebe Halliwell : No wardrobe? Okay, now you're scaring me.

• Piper Halliwell : Good, then you can take it to him. I think he's in the church office.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Okay, just don't go taking any vows while I'm gone, all right?

• Phoebe Halliwell : Because I'm worried about you, that's why.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, Phoebe, don't start.

  Phoebe Halliwell : No, Piper, something's up. You're turning down dates with a guy that you like, extolling the virtues of convent living, you've been working double shifts three times a week... this is not the Piper I know and I'm worried.