Charmed (TV Series)

The Truth Is Out There... and It Hurts (1998)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

Quotes 

• Piper Halliwell : You cast a Truth Spell?

  Prue Halliwell : Yes. Look, please, no more questions.

  Piper Halliwell : Why?

  Prue Halliwell : I wanted to know what Andy would think of me if he found out I was a witch.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I can't believe it.

  Prue Halliwell : Oh, look who's talking, little Miss Spell-of-the-Week.

  Phoebe Halliwell : No, no. I mean, I can't believe you actually took my advice. The biggest pooper at the wicca party has finally used her power for personal gain. It's about time.

  Piper Halliwell : Personal? It's affecting us. Prue, what have you done?

  Prue Halliwell : The spell was only supposed to work on me. It said those in this house. I thought I was alone.

  Piper Halliwell : Well, obviously, you weren't.

  Piper Halliwell : Wait! We have to undo it right now, fast.

  Prue Halliwell : Can't. Twenty-four-hour time limit, which means until eight o'clock tonight, everybody who comes into contact with us will have no choice but to speak the truth.

  Piper Halliwell : What do you mean no choice?

  Prue Halliwell : Exactly that. Ask me a question.

  Phoebe Halliwell : I'm game. Prue, what do you think of me?

  Prue Halliwell : While I admire your confidence and your fearlessness, your utter lack of responsibility frustrates me to no end. Oh God, that is so enough.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, my God. This could be very dangerous.

• Phoebe Halliwell : I'm kinda digging it. Piper, what do you really think of your boss?

  Piper Halliwell : I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis. Oh, my God! I'm gonna be so fired!

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, my god! I'm gonna be so fired!

  Prue Halliwell : No, no, no. It's ok because once the spell ends, no one will remember what they've heard. You guys, I just wanted to see how Andy would react.

  Phoebe Halliwell : What a way to come out of the broom closet!

• Piper Halliwell : I was just wondering, do you ever... think of me?

  Leo Wyatt : Yeah.

  Piper Halliwell : In what way? As a friend sort of way or...?

  Leo Wyatt : You have beautiful eyes.

  Piper Halliwell : That's a good way.

  Leo Wyatt : I'm sorry. That was totally inappropriate, wasn't it?

  Piper Halliwell : No, not at all, eh. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?

  Leo Wyatt : I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.

  Piper Halliwell : Goodness.

  [she kisses him] 

  Leo Wyatt : Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move?

  Leo Wyatt : Love 'em.

  [he kisses her] 

• Martin : Why spend money on more employees when I know you'll do it and you won't complain? I got a bargain - all the work for half the price. Piper, I - I don't know why I said that.

  Piper Halliwell : Too late, Martin. Truth's out and so am I. You don't deserve me. I quit.

• Piper Halliwell : Ask it what a day off feels like. That was my boss, Martin. I have to get back to the restaurant.

  Prue Halliwell : You're kidding!

  Piper Halliwell : There's a convention in town and business is just crazy.

  Phoebe Halliwell : But you worked a double shift yesterday and the day before that. He's working you to death, Piper.

  Prue Halliwell : I thought you were gonna talk to Martin about this weeks ago.

  Piper Halliwell : I never got around to it.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, well, tell him to stuff it. Tell him you're taking the night off and that's that.

  Piper Halliwell : I know. You're right. I will. Hello, Martin? No, I know what you want, but... Okay. No, it's not a problem. I'll be right there.

  Prue Halliwell : Wow. You told him.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Beware the wrath of Piper.