- [after discovering a unicorn in their kitchen]
- Phoebe Halliwell: Is that a present for the baby?
- Paige: Yeah, the best one ever!
- Paige: These were mine and now they're yours. Chain mail top from my club days. Steel toed boots from my mosh pit days. Handcuffs, from last Friday.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Cronyn huh? since when do sorcerers have cell phones?
- Cronyn: You think that is bad? I have a taxi waiting outside.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Ok, breathe. Keep breathing, keep breathing. Don't forget to breathe. Very good! Relax. Relax.
- Piper Halliwell: Dad!
- Victor Bennett: Yeah, honey?
- Piper Halliwell: I'm sorry about your demon wife.
- Victor Bennett: Oh, hush. Don't think about that.
- Leo Wyatt: I'm right here, baby.
- Phoebe Halliwell: You okay? You okay? Ok, you're doing great. You're doing great. Push, okay? Last push.
- Piper Halliwell: I can't.
- Phoebe Halliwell: You have to. A big one. Big one! Push!
- Leo Wyatt: You can do it.
- Piper Halliwell: I can't.
- Phoebe Halliwell: You can. You can.
- Paige: Yes, you can.
- Phoebe Halliwell: You're gonna be okay. Push. Push! Push!
- Paige: Oh, I think the magic is coming back.
- Phoebe Halliwell: Here we go. Here we go! Oh, I see a shoulder. And another shoulder. And an arm, another arm. Oh, and something else. Something else.
- [Cuts cord]
- Piper Halliwell: What? What?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Hi, baby. Hi. Okay. Okay. Look!
- Paige: Oh. Is that what I think it is?
- Leo Wyatt: You mean, I got a boy?
- Phoebe Halliwell: Here you go, mama.
- Piper Halliwell: Hi. Hi, little guy. What are you doing? Look what we did.
- Leo Wyatt: I see.
- Paige: It's a miracle.
- Piper Halliwell: A little miracle. He's beautiful. Oh. You are safe, you are loved, and you are wise. How ya doing, what's up?
- Phoebe Halliwell: [Talking to Paige about the geese while Pipers on bed rest] If we can't protect her from geese, how will we protect her from demons?
- Paige: [Orbs in with a bucket of bubbling mud] Greetings from the Dead Sea.
- Phoebe: Oh, Pew! What'd you eat over there?
- Paige: It's not me. it's the sulphur in the mud. It has healing properties. You know, people come from all over the world just to get this stuff.
- Phoebe: Yeah, well, we want Piper to feel like she's in a spa, not some sewer.