Charmed (TV Series)

Pre-Witched (2001)

Alyssa Milano: Phoebe Halliwell

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Quotes 

• Phoebe : [sings by the Book of Shadows]  "I've been working on a vanquish, All the live long... "

  [sees Prue smiling and stops] 

• Phoebe : Wait a minute. Life altering plans cannot be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'!

• Phoebe : Oh, you guys didn't have to get out of bed for little old me.

  Officer : Mrs. Halliwell?

  Penny 'Grams' Halliwell : Can I hear what she did first before I answer that?

  Officer : She was caught shoplifting.

  Phoebe : Oh, that is so not true! I just forgot to pay them Grams. The store's not even pressing charges.

  Penny 'Grams' Halliwell : Phoebe!

• Piper Halliwell : You know, just because I'm moving out doesn't mean we still can't do this.

  Phoebe : What? Mainline caffeine while waxing on warlock issues?

  Piper Halliwell : No, hangout. You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married leapers that nobody thinks is fun anymore.

  Prue Halliwell : You've never been fun, Piper.

  Piper Halliwell : I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.

  Prue Halliwell : Oh, *Mrs.* Fun.

• Prue Halliwell : Spell?

  Phoebe : Check! Potion?

  Piper Halliwell : Check! Sharp painful implement?

  Prue Halliwell : [Prue holds up a fireplace tool]  Check!

  Phoebe : Ooh, nice choice.

  Prue Halliwell : Thank you.

• Phoebe : Yeah, it's um, it's just we're more than excited that you and Leo decided to move back in... um, we sort of have to ask you to move back out again...

• Phoebe : Here, they're just a little bit out of my budget.

  Shoe Salesman : But they're...

  Phoebe : Perfect! I know... and all of these would have been perfect too...

• Phoebe : I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. The only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.

• Phoebe : And why would I spend my time on a wimp who's got mother issues?

  Prue Halliwell : I don't know. But why should I believe anything that you say? I mean, you don't even know the difference between what belongs to you and what belongs to, oh, let's say Macy's.

  Piper Halliwell : [In the middle again]  Alrighty then. Are we done?

• Piper Halliwell : So, what is our level of confidence in this plan?

  Phoebe : Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being we whoop ass, 1 being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...

  Piper Halliwell : Maybe you should lie to me.