Charmed (TV Series)

Is There a Woogy in the House? (1999)

Holly Marie Combs: Piper Halliwell

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• Piper Halliwell : Don't worry, I can handle it all by myself. It's me, the culinary pachyderm!

• Piper Halliwell : Our house was built in the centre of a pentagram.

  Prue Halliwell : Looks like it's not just on a spiritual nexus, but a wiccan one as well. Which means it's a battleground for good and evil.

• Phoebe Halliwell : Earthquakes give me the jeebies.

  Prue Halliwell : Would that be the Phoebe Jeebies?

  Prue Halliwell : Oh, you know. It's the comedy stylings of Prue Halliwell.

  Piper Halliwell : The only Halliwell that actually likes earthquakes.

  Prue Halliwell : I don't like them, but I don't go running through the house naked screaming 'run for your life' either.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Okay. That is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

• Piper Halliwell : I believe Phoebe pronounced it Woogyman, or was that just the buckteeth?

• Piper Halliwell : I thought he was gonna kill me. I didn't even have a chance to freeze him. Where'd you get the bat?

  Phoebe Halliwell : I don't know. It just sort of appeared.

• Phoebe Halliwell : I'm beginning to wonder if I have a good one. Well I am. I mean up until now I didn't even think I had a dark side. I mean, not any more so than anyone else.

  Prue Halliwell : Yeah, well. The important thing is the good side won out.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Yeah, but I must have been more susceptible than either one of you, otherwise he wouldn't of chosen me, right? Right?

  Piper Halliwell : You were the only one that was born in the house, that makes you more connected to it. That spiritual nexus thing.

  Phoebe Halliwell : That's exactly my point. I could go either way. Good or evil. Kinda freaky. I do have to tell you I am gonna miss that new power though. It was so fun.

  Piper Halliwell : If Grams put away the shadow and it came back.

  Prue Halliwell : Means it can come back again. Okay, it's time. Every witch before us has added to the Book of Shadows. We need to warn who comes next. It's our turn.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Who should do it?

  [Prue hands Phoebe a pen and she begins to write] 

• Piper Halliwell : Okay, okay. Sabotage, I am being sabotaged!

  Phoebe Halliwell : What seems to be the problem?

  Piper Halliwell : There is something terribly wrong with the house. Oh my God, oh my God, call a plumber. This is a complete and total disaster. Someone just kill me now and spare me the agony of clean up.

  Phoebe Halliwell : Ask and you shall receive.

• Piper Halliwell : I don't know what it is but it's like the house is possessed.

  Prue Halliwell : No, no, no. It is Phoebe and her new powers.

• Piper Halliwell : Phoebe, what's wrong with you? Why won't you let us in?

  Phoebe Halliwell : No, you can't, you shouldn't. You don't live here anymore!

  [deep voice] 

  Phoebe Halliwell : He does.

• Prue Halliwell : Oh my. She's frozen.

  Piper Halliwell : Good.

  Prue Halliwell : No, no, no. Remember our powers don't work on good witches.

  Piper Halliwell : Oh, that means she's... ,

  Prue Halliwell : We've lost her. Let's go get her back. Run.

• Piper Halliwell : The gas man said that's where Phoebe was. And we know she's been down there.

  Prue Halliwell : No, Piper, it was just a story.

  Piper Halliwell : Are you so sure? We've seen monsters and demons from the past and future. How can you be so sure that Phoebe's childhood monster isn't real?

  Prue Halliwell : The Woogyman in the basement?

  Piper Halliwell : We've lost her. Let's go get her back. Run.

  Prue Halliwell : Phoebe swore she saw something down there. And that's when Grams started telling us the story...

  Piper Halliwell : Of how to destroy it.

• Piper : There has to be a way out of here!

  Prue : We've tried everything, Piper. Besides, the only way to help Phoebe is from inside.

  Piper : Help her kill us, maybe.

  Prue : Yeah, well we have to keep trying.

  Phoebe : [shouting from afar]  Prue! Piper! Help me!

  Prue : Do you think...

  Phoebe : [shouting from afar]  Please! You've got to help me! Down in the basement!

  Piper : Trap!

  Prue : Yeah, well, what else can we do?

  Piper : We could not go to the basement. I'd vote for that.

  Prue : Grams must've thought that this evil might come back, and that's why she told us this story.

  Piper : Well, how do we remember the words? I never even believed in the Woogyman.

  Prue : No, but Phoebe did. She knows the story by heart.

  Piper : Something tells me she's not in the mood to share.