Charmed (TV Series)

Charmed Noir (2004)

Kerr Smith: Kyle Brody

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• Kyle Brody : Oh. What is he?

  Paige Matthews : He is a gnome. And one of my teachers.

  Kyle Brody : Gnome. Great. Now I suppose you're gonna tell me leprechauns and fairies exist now too?

  Paige Matthews : Well, actually, yeah-...

  Kyle Brody : Never mind. I can only take so much at a time.

• Kyle Brody : You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.

  Paige Matthews : It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.

  Kyle Brody : It may be a fictional world, but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.

• Johnny the Gent : Everyone's on edge on account of the falcon.

  Paige Matthews : The falcon, as in the Maltese falcon?

  Eddie Mullen : Nah, everyone knows the Maltese was a fake. This one's the real deal. The Burmese falcon.

  Kyle Brody : Burmese, you can't be serious. It's a total rip off.

• Kyle Brody : Why haven't you left yet?

  Eddie Mullen : I can't. The only way out is to end the story. Can't do that until the falcon's found.

  Paige Matthews : You don't know where it is?

  Eddie Mullen : No. Dan and I laid down the fundamentals at the beginning. The story's got a life of its own now.

• Paige Matthews : They're dicks.

  Kyle Brody : [chuckles]  Dicks.

  Paige Matthews : No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe.