Charmed (TV Series)
Charmed Noir (2004)
Rose McGowan: Paige Matthews
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Quotes
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[Miss Donovan is crying about the gnome murder]
Phoebe Halliwell : Aw, Miss Donovan, ahy are you crying?
Paige Matthews : One of our teachers. He...
Phoebe Halliwell : Oh. Did he break your heart? Well you call the right person. I can handle this.
Paige Matthews : No...
Phoebe Halliwell : Shhh. Cupid works alone.
[to Miss Donovan]
Phoebe Halliwell : Now did he hurt you? I know, I know, it hurts. But you can't give up on love. It could be the biggest mistake you ever make. Now I could fix you up with one of my readers because I'm doing this series in my paper where I play Matchmaker. I actually have one in mind for you.
Paige Matthews : Wait. He didn't break her heart. He was murdered.
Phoebe Halliwell : Oh. Why didn't you tell me that?
Paige Matthews : I tried to but Cupid shushed me.
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Inspector Davis : You're a little heartbreaker, aren't you? A regular femme fatale.
Paige Matthews : Maybe I am. Maybe I'm not. Maybe I'm just crazy, crazy for cops, tough cops. The kinda cops that'll arrest your heart, make you long for a life sentence with 'em. You know any cops like that?
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Kyle Brody : Oh. What is he?
Paige Matthews : He is a gnome. And one of my teachers.
Kyle Brody : Gnome. Great. Now I suppose you're gonna tell me leprechauns and fairies exist now too?
Paige Matthews : Well, actually, yeah-...
Kyle Brody : Never mind. I can only take so much at a time.
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Eddie Mullen : It's a flat tire but I don't understand, that's impossible.
Paige Matthews : What, you can't get a flat tire in your book?
Eddie Mullen : No. It's too cliché.
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Paige Matthews : Don't worry. Magical things happen to us all the time, but this is the first time in black and white.
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Kyle Brody : You turned me into a felon, you know that, right? Breaking and entering, vandalism, theft.
Paige Matthews : It's a fiction story in a fiction world. I highly doubt we're breaking any laws.
Kyle Brody : It may be a fictional world, but those bullets seemed pretty damn real to me.
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Johnny the Gent : Everyone's on edge on account of the falcon.
Paige Matthews : The falcon, as in the Maltese falcon?
Eddie Mullen : Nah, everyone knows the Maltese was a fake. This one's the real deal. The Burmese falcon.
Kyle Brody : Burmese, you can't be serious. It's a total rip off.
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Kyle Brody : Why haven't you left yet?
Eddie Mullen : I can't. The only way out is to end the story. Can't do that until the falcon's found.
Paige Matthews : You don't know where it is?
Eddie Mullen : No. Dan and I laid down the fundamentals at the beginning. The story's got a life of its own now.
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Paige Matthews : Eddie, what's going on?
Eddie Mullen : I'm sorry to do this to you. Really, I am. But, see, this story can never end.
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Paige Matthews : They're dicks.
Kyle Brody : [chuckles] Dicks.
Paige Matthews : No, like private eyes. Detectives. Don't you see? They wrote themselves in as the heroes of their own books. Like Sam Spade or Philip Marlowe.