- Burdick: Mr. Cannon, when a husband is missing, some other woman knows exactly where he is.
- Frank Cannon: You think Lucas is that type?
- Burdick: Everybody's that type, believe me.
- Frank Cannon: People hire private guards because they're afraid. And when they don't want them anymore, they can't fire them... because they're afraid.
- Dale Lucas: The whole thing's incredible. I hired those guards because we were afraid. Some remedy. The cure almost killed us.
- Frank Cannon: They say the child of fear is the father of evil. It seems to work out that way sometimes, doesn't it?
- [last lines]
- Meg Lucas: There's just no way we'll ever be able to express how we feel about you, Mr. Cannon.
- Frank Cannon: Yes, there is a way. Now look, you two own this magnificent ranch. And one of these days you're going to give a fantastic barbecue in which you will barbecue a whole beef. I have always all my life wanted to be in charge of barbecuing a whole beef. Will you give me a call, please?
- Meg Lucas: [laughter]
- Frank Cannon: I have got a recipe for a barbecue sauce that you just wouldn't believe. First you take two gallons of vinegar, six gallons of ketchup, six pounds of brown sugar -
- [Music swells, roll end credits]