CSI: Miami (TV Series)
Not Landing (2004)
Rory Cochrane: CSI Detective Tim 'Speed' Speedle
Quotes
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Alexx Woods : I can undress a dead body in my sleep.
Tim Speedle : I'm leaving that one alone.
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Cell Phone Bomber : You found my phone?
Tim Speedle : Have a seat. You had lunch at the Wayfarer Grill today?
Cell Phone Bomber : Shark steak.
Tim Speedle : Sounds delicious. A valet attendant stole your phone from your car.
Cell Phone Bomber : I was thinking someone from the gym stole it. So, where is it?
[Speedle dumps evidence baggies containing pieces of said phone on the table]
Cell Phone Bomber : Man!
Tim Speedle : Probably doesn't look the same.
Cell Phone Bomber : No warranty.
Tim Speedle : That sucks. You do realize that you blew up your own cell phone by putting explosives in it.
Cell Phone Bomber : In the phone's battery compartment.
Tim Speedle : So, what are you, crazy?
Cell Phone Bomber : Hey, look. Some guys like to keep alcohol in their car, video games. I like to go to the Everglades, blow things up. It's... it's a sport.
Tim Speedle : It's a sport?
Cell Phone Bomber : It's fun. Like fireworks. It doesn't hurt anybody. You know, where's the harm? It's not like I'm a terrorist or anything.
Tim Speedle : Well, you're looking at three years, minimum.
Cell Phone Bomber : I bought all the ingredients legally.
Tim Speedle : That doesn't matter. Possessing or manufacturing an explosive device is a felony.
Cell Phone Bomber : This is all 'cause some guy ripped me off?
Tim Speedle : That guy died of unrelated causes, but your bomb almost killed our medical examiner.
Cell Phone Bomber : Now, this... this isn't fair.
Alexx Woods : [entering] Want to talk about fair?
[Alexx puts a pair of pictures down on the table]
Cell Phone Bomber : Who are they?
Alexx Woods : My kids. They almost lost their mother because you like to blow things up. So tell me, is that fair?