CSI: Miami (TV Series)

Evidence of Things Unseen (2003)

David Caruso: CSI Lieutenant Horatio 'H' Caine

Quotes 

• Lieutenant Horatio Caine : He is obviously lying.

  Detective Frank Tripp : Well, his lips were moving. Of course he's lying.

• [upon finding one of their suspects dead in the water] 

  Lieutenant Horatio Caine : The husband is dead... the wife is dead...

  Detective Frank Tripp : The Russian's dead.

  Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Yes. Let's go talk to the other Russian, the cousin, before he chokes on a Twizzler.

• [finding their hit-and-run vehicle] 

  Lieutenant Horatio Caine : This car's been reported stolen, so we have to anticipate a mixture of DNA, right?

  Eric Delko : Infante's and the car thief's. H, I thought you made him for a liar on this.

  Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Infante *is* a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.

• Lieutenant Horatio Caine : [Horatio is describing what the victim is wearing]  Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.

  Detective Frank Tripp : Big spender.

• Lieutenant Horatio Caine : I've one more question for you. Do you have a life insurance policy on your wife?

  Rick Breck : Are you kidding? I don't even have health insurance.

• Lieutenant Horatio Caine : You see, I think if we connect these two cases, we'll have a shot at probable cause.

  Detective Frank Tripp : The probable cause is that she's a stripper, she's a junkie, and she's a whore.

  Lieutenant Horatio Caine : She's also a human being.

  Detective Frank Tripp : And now she's a corpse.