CSI: Miami (TV Series)
Dispo Day (2003)
David Caruso: CSI Lieutenant Horatio 'H' Caine
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Quotes
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Five hundred dispos, we've never had a problem.
Detective Frank Tripp : You take the dope out of evidence, re-analyze it to make sure nobody pulled a switcheroo, and then cart it across town? We should just burn it at CSI.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Remind me to order the industrial-sized incinerator next time.
Detective Frank Tripp : Dispo route's classified. Somebody was in on the secret.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : No such thing as a secret in Miami, Detective. Only useful information.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : This cocaine did not come from Haiti.
Tim Speedle : Not unless Haiti's in the middle of our crime lab.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : They ask about your girlfriend?
Eric Delko : H, you know I don't have a girlfriend.
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : No girlfriend this week?
Eric Delko : The girl I'm seeing... I'm glad she doesn't have a polygraph.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : You guys couldn't find you ass with both hands.
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Lieutenant Horatio Caine : Hey, Jack. You miss being a real cop?
Jack Seeger : You're just full of them today, aren't you?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : You have no idea!
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Paul Tomassi : Do you have any idea how much one of those costs?
Lieutenant Horatio Caine : About half as much as two.