CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Who Are You? (2000)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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• [a skeleton is found in a house foundation] 

  Gil Grissom : By law, you've got to disclose everything: three bedrooms, two baths and a skeleton.

• [Eddie, Cath's ex is accused of rape] 

  Gil Grissom : What's the status?

  Catherine Willows : Skin samples from under the women's fingernails are consistent with Ed's. I saw some bruises. But Eddie's style has always been very... involved. Vigorous.

  Gil Grissom : ...Vigorous.

  Warrick Brown : She's trying to tell you Eddie likes it rough.

  Catherine Willows : Thank you, Warrick.

• Gil Grissom : So. How's the thing Catherine passed off to you going?

  Warrick Brown : What thing?

  Gil Grissom : The thing with Eddie Willows?

  Warrick Brown : Er, good.

  Gil Grissom : You called the DMV yet?

  Warrick Brown : I was just about to.

  Gil Grissom : Hmm. Warrick, why would you call the DMV on a rape charge?

  Warrick Brown : [looks at Catherine]  If you want me to suave anybody, I gotta know the shot.

  Catherine Willows : I'm sorry. I didn't pass it off.

  Gil Grissom : Really?

• Catherine Willows : Got anything for me?

  Gil Grissom : Yeah, but I can't give it to you. Conflict of interest.

  Catherine Willows : Why?

  Gil Grissom : The victim's an exotic dancer.

  Catherine Willows : And because I used to *be* one, I'll be biased?

  Gil Grissom : No. The suspect's your ex-husband.

• Gil Grissom : You bring in a specialist without consulting me?

  Catherine Willows : What? And you don't bring one in, possibly compromising the case because you two had a relationship?

  Gil Grissom : Relationship? I hardly know that woman.

  Catherine Willows : Oh, so I guess that dopey look in your eye whenever she's around is just that.

• Greg Sanders : It's not real sand. It's finely crushed granite.

  Nick Stokes : What does that mean?

  Gil Grissom : It means she wasn't killed in Hawaii. Other than that, he has no idea.

• Teri Miller : It's not going to be easy, getting an impression off this.

  Gil Grissom : They told me you were the best forensic artist in the country.

  Teri Miller : And Canada. I didn't say I couldn't do it.