CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

The Accused Is Entitled (2002)

Paul Guilfoyle: Captain Jim Brass

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• Captain Jim Brass : [when Tonya's body is found]  Did, uh, Tom Haviland ever play a boxer? Girl's face looks like hamburger meat.

  Gil Grissom : Looks like uncontrollable rage to me.

  Nick Stokes : Grissom, you might want to come down here.

  Gil Grissom : Just say it, Nick.

  Nick Stokes : Beans and franks. Tonya's a man.

  Gil Grissom : Looks like that old Hollywood saying: "Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy." So, let's see Tom's in bed with what he thinks are two girls. He reaches down on one, becomes very confused. Most guys would have just cleared the room and gargled with whiskey. But Movie Boy, who brags about doing his own stunts, couldn't take the thought of having a man in his bed, so he freaked out.

• Gil Grissom : Your guys didn't get any extended body photos?

  Captain Jim Brass : Chest, hands, arms right there.

  Gil Grissom : I need lower extremities for comparison.

  Captain Jim Brass : Hey, Marjorie Westcott blew in here and shut us down. She said if we wanted full body shots we were going to have to get a court order. So the D.A.'S working on it.

  Gil Grissom : When, between testimony?

  Captain Jim Brass : No kidding. Meanwhile, we're presenting half a case to a judge.

• Captain Jim Brass : Tom's best friend, Ray, he's coming in tonight. Volunteering to give a blood sample.

  Gil Grissom : He knows his blood's not on those sheets. They're trying to choke us with evidence.

  Captain Jim Brass : He also lawyered up. Guess who's paying the legal bills?

  Gil Grissom : The movie star.

  Captain Jim Brass : Legalized hush money. Ought to be a law against it.