CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Let the Seller Beware (2002)

Eric Szmanda: Lab Tech Greg Sanders

Quotes 

• Greg Sanders : You infected me with mildew?

• Gil Grissom : Greg!

  Greg Sanders : Yeah.

  Gil Grissom : Take off your shoes and socks.

  Greg Sanders : See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss.

  Gil Grissom : Your mother's maiden name was Hojem? Hojem is Norwegian, right?

  Greg Sanders : That's right and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me, "Som man reder sa ligger man".

  [pause] 

  Greg Sanders : One must lie in the bed one has made.

• Greg Sanders : Normally I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but, uh, Mr. Newman's sperm had company. Bad company.

  [hands Grissom the DNA test results] 

  Greg Sanders : Look at D-7. Three alleles.

  Gil Grissom : Genetics only gives you one from each parent.

  Greg Sanders : Which can only mean one thing: menage d'allele.

  Nick Stokes : She was cheating on her husband.