CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Iced (2005)

William Petersen: CSI Dr. Gil Grissom

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Quotes 

• Gil Grissom : And this must be Mr. Billmeyer. I'm so glad he's back.

  Conrad Ecklie : Very funny.

  Gil Grissom : You might want to have Hodges analyze that cigar. Oh, and the print tech is free. He could, ah, spray the party hat with ninhydrin.

  Conrad Ecklie : I think I remember how to do my job, Gil, thank you.

  Gil Grissom : I love it when you wear your gloves.

• Greg Sanders : Hey Grissom, when you went to college did you live in the dorms?

  Gil Grissom : Surely, you jest.

  [Sara laughs] 

  Sara Sidle : You know they say a BA is worth a million dollars of extra income over your life.

  Gil Grissom : Yeah but the present value of college tuition is about the same amount.

  Greg Sanders : So you're saying college isn't worth the expense?

  Gil Grissom : I guess it depends on what you learn.

• Gil Grissom : [Grissom, Greg, and Sara investigate the death of two lovers]  "For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."

  Greg Sanders : Found a condom wrapper.

  Gil Grissom : So much for safe sex.

  [Sara looks disturbed]