- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: Uh, listen, there's something I gotta tell ya, Jon. I don't want your feelings hurt, but I got a date with Sheila tomorrow night.
- Officer Jon Baker: Well, that's okay.
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: It is?
- Officer Jon Baker: Yeah. I mean, don't be surprised if she cancels.
- Officer Francis Llewellyn 'Ponch' Poncherello: Ha! Why would she cancel?
- Officer Jon Baker: 'Cause she has a date with me tonight.