Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Puppet Show (1997)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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[Giles is in charge of the school talent show]
Buffy Summers : Giles, into every generation is born one who must run the annual talentless show. You cannot escape your destiny.
Rupert Giles : If you had any shred of decency, you would have participated or at least, um... helped.
Buffy Summers : Nah! I think I'll take on your traditional role... and watch.
Xander Harris : And mock.
Willow Rosenberg : And laugh.
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Buffy Summers : The school talent show. However did you finagle such a primo assignment?
Rupert Giles : Our new Führer, Mr. Snyder.
Willow Rosenberg : I think they call them principals now.
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Willow Rosenberg : I think dummies are cute. You don't?
Buffy Summers : Uuuhhh. They give me the wig, ever since I was little.
Willow Rosenberg : What happened?
Buffy Summers : I saw a dummy, it gave me the wig. There really wasn't a story there.
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Buffy Summers : Okay. Everyone look at me like I'm in a bunny suit 'cause that's how stupid I feel saying this.
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Buffy Summers : Okay, Morgan, we get the joke. Horny dummy. Ha, ha. It's very funny, but you might want to consider getting some new shtick unless you want your prop ending up as a Duraflame log.
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Rupert Giles : It was... Emily.
Willow Rosenberg : Emily. Dancer Emily?
[Giles nods]
Xander Harris : Oh, man. I hate this school!
Rupert Giles : It must have happened just after... dress rehearsal. There was a cross-county meet at Melville. She never showed up for it.
Buffy Summers : Vampire?
Rupert Giles : I think not.
Buffy Summers : Giles, say what happened.
Rupert Giles : Her heart was removed.
Willow Rosenberg : Yikes!
Buffy Summers : Does that mean anything to you? Besides *eww*?
Rupert Giles : [sighs] There is demons which feeds off human hearts, but...
[shrugs]
Buffy Summers : [as a knife goes into evidence bag] But demons have claws and teeth.
Xander Harris : They got no use for a big ol' knife.
Rupert Giles : Which more than likely makes our murderer...
Buffy Summers : Human.
Xander Harris : Did I mention that I hate this school?
Willow Rosenberg : So, Emily was killed by a regular human person?
Rupert Giles : The evidence certainly points thatr way.
Buffy Summers : No. Wait. I'm not buying it, guys. Remember the Hellmouth? Mystical activity is totally right here. This to me says: demon.
Rupert Giles : I'd like to think you're right. A demon is a creature of... evil - pure and very simple. A person driven to kill is - is, uh, it's more complex.
Willow Rosenberg : The creep factor is also heightened. It could be anyone. It could be me.
[the guys look at her funny]
Willow Rosenberg : It's not, though.
Rupert Giles : Demon or no, we have some investigation to do. I suggest we start with your talent show compatriots.
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Buffy Summers : [re their punishment, obligatory performances in talent show] What am I gonna do? Slay vampires on stage?
Willow Rosenberg : [brightly] Maybe in a funny way.
Xander Harris : Willow, you can do stuff. Uh, the piano.
Buffy Summers : You play?
Willow Rosenberg : A little.
Buffy Summers : That's cool. You could accompany us and we could attempt to sing.
Willow Rosenberg : [tremulous] Oh. In front of other people? Then... No, I don't play.
[shakes her head]
Xander Harris : Whatever happened to corporal punishment?