Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
The Harsh Light of Day (1999)
James Marsters: Spike
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Quotes
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Spike : Harm, what are you doing?
Harmony Kendall : I'm writing "Spike loves Harmony" on your back.
Spike : Why?
Harmony Kendall : I don't know, it's fun. I'm bored. You can write on me.
Spike : I've got to get back to work.
Harmony Kendall : You love that tunnel more than me.
Spike : I love syphilis more than you.
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[Buffy runs into Spike and Harmony at a fraternity party]
Buffy Summers : What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?
Spike : Maybe I dumped her!
Harmony Kendall : She left him for a Fungus Demon. That's all he talks about most days.
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Spike : [wearing the Gem of Amarra] What a fantastic day. Birds singin', squirrels makin' lots of rotton little squirrels... sun beaming down in a nice non-fatal way. It's very exciting. I can't wait to see if I freckle.
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Harmony Kendall : Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
Spike : No.
Harmony Kendall : Can I make him a vampire?
Spike : No. On second thought, yes. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids as well.
Harmony Kendall : Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool! Can we eat a doctor so I can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?
Spike : Harm, what does it take to get you
[screaming]
Spike : to shut the hell up?
Harmony Kendall : [Harmony giggles] And if my heart's not beating, what are these blue veins for? I'm simply covered in these blue veins. See?
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Spike : [to Harmony] Listen to me... you stupid bint... this gem is everything. I came back to Sunnydale for it, a place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass.
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Harmony Kendall : Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?
Spike : No.
Harmony Kendall : Oh. Can I make him a vampire?
Spike : No... Wait. On second thought, yeah. Go do that. Take your time. Do Melanie and the kids, as well.
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Spike : Oh, yeah. The Gem of Amara... Official sponsor of my killing you.