Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Freshman (1999)

Shannon Hillary: Dav

Quotes 

• Dav : Does this sweater make me look fat?

  Sunday : No. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That sweater just makes you look purple.

• Dav : Yeah, I'm hungry.

  Sunday : What a shock. We eat when I say we eat.

  Dav : Well, we could hit the tunnels...

  Sunday : We eat...

  [face vamps out] 

  Sunday : *when I say we eat*!

  Dav : God, lighten up.

  Rookie : I think it's funny when you scream. It's like...

  [growls] 

  Rookie : , whoa!

  Sunday : I gotta get me some better lackeys, I swear!