Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Storyteller (2003)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Principal Robin Wood : You have visions?

  Buffy Summers : Sometimes.

  Principal Robin Wood : Oh... Well, how do you know that they're not just dreams?

  Buffy Summers : You're running to catch the bus naked? That's a dream. Army of vicious vampire creatures? That's a vision. Also, I was awake.

  Principal Robin Wood : A bus to where?

• Buffy Summers : When your blood pours out, it might save the world. What do you think about that? Does it *buy* it all back? Are you redeemed?

  Andrew Wells : No.

  Buffy Summers : Why not?

  Andrew Wells : Because I killed him.

  [crying] 

  Andrew Wells : Because I- I- I listened to Warren, and I pretended I thought it was him, but I knew- I knew it wasn't. And I killed Jonathan, and now, you're gonna kill me, and I'm- I'm scared and I'm going to die... And this... this is- this is what Jonathan felt.

• Buffy Summers : It's that seal lthing in the basement. It-It's like all the Hellmouth's energy's trying to escape from that one little spot, and it's getting all...

  Principal Robin Wood : Focusy.

  Buffy Summers : Careful. Starting to speak like me now.

• Buffy Summers : Are you still filming me? Stop!

  Andrew Wells : But it's- a valuable record, an-an important document for the ages, a Slayer in action.

  Buffy Summers : A nerd in pain. Would they like that? 'Cause we could do that.

• Andrew Wells : So, this is my redemption at last. I buy back my bruised soul with the blood of my heart, but- but not enough to-to kill...

  Buffy Summers : Stop! Stop telling stories. Life isn't a story.

  Andrew Wells : Sorry. Sorry.

  Buffy Summers : Shut up. You always do this. You make everything into a story, so no one's responsible for anything because they're just following a script.

  Andrew Wells : Please, don't kill me. Warren said Jonathan would be okay. I trusted him, and I lost my friend.

  Buffy Summers : You didn't lose him. You murdered him.

• [closely examining the Seal of Danzalthar] 

  Principal Robin Wood : Now, have you ever really studied it? You know, gotten close?

  Buffy Summers : Well, I know it's a goat with its tongue out. Uh, Willow did a search on the symbolic database, but, uh, it turns out everybody likes a good goat's tongue: rock groups, covens, and Greek cookbooks.

• Buffy Summers : Being in high school can feel like being at war. Now it's true. The students feel like the teachers are out to get them, the Chess Club resents the French Club for taking the activities room, and, well, everybody hates the cheerleaders.

• Buffy Summers : Andrew! Stop it, or I'm gonna smash this camera over your head... Actually, I'm gonna do that anyway, so you might as well talk.