Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

School Hard (1997)

Alexandra Johnes: Sheila Martini

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Principal Snyder : A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?

  [Sheila and Buffy look at one another] 

  Principal Snyder : Well, it is quite a match between you two. On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.

  Sheila Martini : I didn't stab no one with a trowel. They were pruning shears.

  Principal Snyder : On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.

  Buffy Summers : Well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it-it coulda been mice.

  Principal Snyder : Mice.

  Buffy Summers : Mice that were smoking?

  Principal Snyder : The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events. You really are neck and neck here. It's quite exciting.

  Sheila Martini : [smirking]  What does the winner get?

  Principal Snyder : Expelled.