Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
School Hard (1997)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : [praying] And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they *really* deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month. In which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...
Willow Rosenberg : Ask for some aspirin.
Cordelia Chase : And can you please send some asp- Hey!
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Xander Harris : It's no biggie. You'll have a nice soiree. Your parents will love it. As long as nothing really bad happens between now and then, you'll be fine.
Buffy Summers : Are you crazy? What did you say that for? Now something bad is gonna happen.
Xander Harris : What do you mean? Nothing's gonna happen.
Willow Rosenberg : Not until some dummy says, "As long as nothing bad happens."
Buffy Summers : It's the ultimate jinx.
Willow Rosenberg : What were you thinking? Or were you even thinking at all?
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Willow Rosenberg : She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.
Xander Harris : You're bad to the bone.
Willow Rosenberg : I'm a rebel.
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Buffy Summers : We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show?
Angel : You said you weren't sure if you were going.
Buffy Summers : I was being cool. Come on. You've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?
Willow Rosenberg : Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still like four-hundred dates with four-hundred different...
[Buffy looks at her and she looks at a weapon on the table]
Willow Rosenberg : Why do they call it a mace?
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Buffy Summers : La vâche... doit me... touche... de la... jeudi. Was it wrong? Should I use the plural?
Willow Rosenberg : No, but... You said, "The cow should touch me from Thursday."
Buffy Summers : Maybe that's what I was feeling.
Willow Rosenberg : Then you said it wrong.
Buffy Summers : Oh, je stink.
