Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

School Hard (1997)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• Cordelia Chase : [praying]  And if you get me out of this, I swear I'll never be mean to anyone ever again. Unless they *really* deserve it. Or if it's that time of the month. In which case I don't think you or anyone else can hold me responsible...

  Willow Rosenberg : Ask for some aspirin.

  Cordelia Chase : And can you please send some asp- Hey!

• Rupert Giles : [reading]  "For three nights the unholy ones scourge themselves into a fury, um, culminating in a savage attack on the Night of St. Vigeous."

  Xander Harris : Does anybody remember when Saturday night meant date night?

  Cordelia Chase : You sure don't.

• Cordelia Chase : Giles has us locked up in that library working on your weapons. Even slaves get minimum wage.

• Cordelia Chase : My fingers are cramping. How long have I been doing this?

  Xander Harris : [impatiently]  Three minutes.

  Cordelia Chase : So, can I go now? She doesn't need this many stakes. I mean, if this guy Spike is as mean as you all say, it should be over pretty quickly.

  [as Buffy looks up:] 

  Cordelia Chase : We're still all rooting for you on Saturday. I'd be there myself if I didn't have a leg wax.