Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
School Hard (1997)
Armin Shimerman: Principal Snyder
Quotes
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Parent : I'm not waiting for them to open the doors. I'm getting out!
Joyce Summers : Don't be an idiot.
Principal Snyder : I'm beginning to see a certain mother/daughter resemblance.
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[Principal Snyder and the Police Chief are surveying the school after the vampire attack]
Police Chief Bob : I need to say something to the media people.
Principal Snyder : So?
Police Chief Bob : So, do you want the usual story? Gang-related? PCP?
Principal Snyder : What'd you have in mind? The truth?
Police Chief Bob : Right... Gang-related. PCP.
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[first lines]
Principal Snyder : A lot of educators tell students, "Think of your principal as your pal." I say, "Think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner." Tell me, who do you think is the most troublesome student in this school?
[Sheila and Buffy look at one another]
Principal Snyder : Well, it is quite a match between you two. On the one hand, Buffy hasn't stabbed a horticulture teacher with a trowel.
Sheila Martini : I didn't stab no one with a trowel. They were pruning shears.
Principal Snyder : On the other hand, Sheila has never burnt down a school building.
Buffy Summers : Well, that was never proven. The Fire Marshall said it-it coulda been mice.
Principal Snyder : Mice.
Buffy Summers : Mice that were smoking?
Principal Snyder : The two of you seem to be tied in the class-cutting and fight-starting events. You really are neck and neck here. It's quite exciting.
Sheila Martini : [smirking] What does the winner get?
Principal Snyder : Expelled.
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[trying to keep the principal away from her mother at Parent-Teacher night]
Principal Snyder : Was that your mother?
Buffy Summers : Here.
[spills lemonade on purpose]
Buffy Summers : Oh! Oh, sorry! Um, yeah! Yeah, I was gonna introduce you, but, um, she wouldn't have said much. Y'know, she doesn't speak a word of English.
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[Trapped by vampires in a school room]
Buffy Summers : You can't go outside. They'll kill you.
Principal Snyder : You don't tell me. I tell you.
Buffy Summers : They will kill everybody in this room. Nobody goes out, nobody comes in until I say so. Do you hear me?
Principal Snyder : Who do you think you are?
Buffy Summers : I'm the one that knows how to stop them.