Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Reptile Boy (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  [watching Indian Bollywood-type television program] 

  Xander Harris : Is she dying?

  Buffy Summers : I think she's singing.

  Xander Harris : To a telephone, in Hindi. Now, that's entertainment. Why is she singing?

  Willow Rosenberg : She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big Maypole... fish thing.

  Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Why is she singing?

  Buffy Summers : Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor?

  Willow Rosenberg : Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.

  Xander Harris : Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this would be a lackluster evening.

• [last lines] 

  [Angel is walking up to the table from behind Xander] 

  Xander Harris : Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?

  [Angel reaches Xander's side] 

  Xander Harris : Hey, man, how ya doin'?

  Angel : Buffy.

  Buffy Summers : Angel.

  Xander Harris : Xander.

  Angel : I hear this place, uh, serves coffee. I thought maybe you and I should get some... sometime. If you want.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. Sometime... I'll let you know.

• Buffy Summers : Well, say it.

  Xander Harris : I'm not gonna say it.

  Willow Rosenberg : You lied to Giles.

  Xander Harris : 'Cause she will.

• Xander Harris : And we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this'd be a lackluster evening.

  Willow Rosenberg : I know, we could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own teabags and ask for hot water.

  Xander Harris : Hop off the outlaw train, Wil, before you land us all in jail.

• Xander Harris : I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls into their laps. Don't you hate these guys?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah. With their charmed lives and their movie-star good looks and more money than you can count... I'm hating.

• Xander Harris : So, Cor, you're datin' college guys, now?

  Cordelia Chase : Well, not that it's any of your business, but I happen to be dating a Delta Zeta Kappa.

  Xander Harris : Oh, an extra-terrestrial. So that's how you get a date after you exhausted all the human guys.

• Xander Harris : I'm goin' to the party.

  Willow Rosenberg : What?

  Xander Harris : I've gotta keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me.

  Willow Rosenberg : You wanna protect her?

  Xander Harris : Mm-hmm.

  Willow Rosenberg : And prove you're just as good as those rich, snobby guys?

  Xander Harris : Mm-hmm.

  Willow Rosenberg : And maybe catch an orgy?

  Xander Harris : If it's on early.

• Xander Harris : So, Cor, you printing up business cards with your pager number and hours of operation, or just goin' with a halter-top tonight?