- [last lines]
- Willow Rosenberg: Personal question?
- Xander Harris: Yeah, shoot.
- Willow Rosenberg: When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?
- Xander Harris: Willow, how can you... I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque.
- Willow Rosenberg: Still dug her, huh?
- Xander Harris: I'm sick. I need help.
- Willow Rosenberg: Don't I know it.
- [confronting his nightmare clown]
- Xander Harris: You were a lousy clown. Your balloon animals were pathetic. Everyone can make a giraffe.
- Xander Harris: Well, it'll be faster if we split up to look for her.
- Rupert Giles: Good idea.
- [Xander and Giles go in opposite directions leaving Willow standing there alone]
- Willow Rosenberg: Uh-uh, faster, but not really safer.
- Xander Harris: Red alert. Where's Buffy?
- Rupert Giles: She - she just stepped out. Her - her father came by. He - he needed to talk to her...
- [looking at Xander's outfit]
- Rupert Giles: Whe- where are your other clothes?
- Xander Harris: Oh, don't I wish I had the answer to that question.
- Willow Rosenberg: Xander kind of found himself in front of our class not wearing much of anything.
- Xander Harris: Except my underwear.
- Willow Rosenberg: [enthusiastically] Yeah, it was really...
- [see Xander glaring at her]
- Willow Rosenberg: bad. It was a bad thing.
- Xander Harris: "Bad thing"? I was naked. "Bad thing" doesn't cover it.
- Willow Rosenberg: Everybody staring. I would hate to have everyone paying attention to *me* like that.
- Xander Harris: With nudity! It's a total nightmare.
- Willow Rosenberg: Well, yeah, Xander. It - it's your nightmare.
- Xander Harris: Except the part with me waking up going, "It's all a dream." It happened.
- Willow Rosenberg: Like it happened to Wendell. That thing with the spiders. Wendell had a recurring dream about that.
- Rupert Giles: I - I - I dreamt that I - I got lost in the stacks, and I... I couldn't read... Of course!
- Xander Harris: Um, our dreams are coming true.
- Rupert Giles: Dreams? That would be the musical comedy version of this. Nightmares. Our - our nightmares are coming true.
- Buffy Summers: I'm glad you showed up. You see, I'm having a really bad day.
- Coach: [as the Ugly Man] Lucky 19.
- Buffy Summers: Scary. I'll tell you something though. There are a lot scarier things than you... And I'm one of them.
- Wendell: [about his spiders] I had the best collection in the tri-county area. I has browns and tarantulas and black widows... Then my folks ship me off to Wilderness Camp. All my brother had to do was maintain the habitats. Instead, he left the heat lamp on for a *week*. When I came home, they were all dead. That's when the nightmares started.
- Willow Rosenberg: The nightmares?
- Wendell: It's always the same. I'm sitting in classroom. The teacher asks me to read something. I open up my book, and there they are... They're coming after me... God, can you blame them after what I did?
- Xander Harris: That's how it happens, every time?
- Wendell: Yesterday in class, I thought I had just nodded off again... but then everyone else started screaming too.
- Buffy Summers: [seeing the Master for the first time] You...
- The Master: So... this is the Slayer. You're prettier than the last one.
- Buffy Summers: This isn't real... You-You can't be free.
- The Master: You still don't understand, do you? I am free because you fear it. Because you fear it, the world is crumbling. You nightmares are made flesh. You have Billy to thank for that.
- Buffy Summers: [emerging from the grave] Thought I was dead.
- Willow Rosenberg: Buffy, your face.
- Buffy Summers: [feeling the transformation] Oh, God...
- Xander Harris: Buffy.
- Buffy Summers: Don't look at me!
- Rupert Giles: [softly] You never told me you dreamt of becoming a vampire.
- Buffy Summers: This isn't a dream.
- Rupert Giles: No. No, it's not. But there's a chance that we can make it go away. This all comes from Billy. Now, if-if we can only wake him up, I believe that the nightmares will stop and reality will shift back into place. But we must do it now. I need you to hold together long enough to help us. Can you do that?
- Buffy Summers: Yeah. I think I can.
- Rupert Giles: Thank you.
- Buffy Summers: Well, we'd better hurry... 'cause I'm getting hungry.
- Xander Harris: Well, the Hellmouth, the center of mystical convergence, supernatural monsters: been there.
- Buffy Summers: A little blasé there, aren't you?
- Xander Harris: I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party.
- Xander Harris: [following a trail of chocolate bars until he gets to the end] Chocolate Hurricane! Man, I haven't had one of these since my...
- [smile fades]
- Xander Harris: sixth... .birthday.
- [the crazy knife-wielding clown shows up, laughing maniacally]
- Willow Rosenberg: Why is she so Evita-like?
- Buffy Summers: I think it's the hair.
- Willow Rosenberg: It weighs heavy on the cerebral cortex.
- [first lines]
- Buffy Summers: [having a nightmare] No!... No! No.
- Joyce Summers: Yes. It's time to get up for school.
- Buffy Summers: [half asleep] Mom?
- Joyce Summers: Are you alright?
- Buffy Summers: [fully awake] No. Uh, yeah... Yeah. I'm-I'm fine. Oh... school. Great.
- [gets out of bed]
- Joyce Summers: You wanna go to school?
- Buffy Summers: Sure. Why not?
- Joyce Summers: Okay. Good day to buy that lottery ticket... I spoke with your father.
- Buffy Summers: He's coming, right?
- Joyce Summers: You're on for this weekend.
- The Master: Fear is a wonderful thing. It is the most powerful force in the human world... not love, not hate.
- Buffy Summers: Are you Billy Palmer?
- Billy Palmer: I'm Billy. Why are you here?
- Buffy Summers: Did something bad happen to you after your game?
- Billy Palmer: Something bad?... I-I-I don't remember.
- Buffy Summers: Do you remember playing baseball?
- Billy Palmer: Uh-huh. Yeah. I play second base.
- Buffy Summers: Are you Lucky 19?
- Billy Palmer: [scared] That's what he calls me.
- Buffy Summers: Who?
- Billy Palmer: The Ugly Man. He wants to kill me. And he hurt that girl.
- Joyce Summers: I-I-It's just... I know its a hard situation. You just have to remember that your father adores you. No more than I do, by the way.
- Buffy Summers: Good-bye.
- Joyce Summers: Have a great day.
- Rupert Giles: Having a problem.
- Buffy Summers: What is it?
- Rupert Giles: I-I can't read.
- Buffy Summers: What do you mean? You can read, like, three languages.
- Rupert Giles: Five, actually, on a normal day, but the words here aren't making sense.
- The Master: Come on, Slayer. What are you afraid of?
- [throws Buffy into an open grave]
- Buffy Summers: Help! Help me!
- The Master: How about being buried alive?
- [starts filling in the grave]
- Buffy Summers: Let me out! Please, don't go! Please! No!
- Rupert Giles: The boy's been in a coma for a week. How can this be possible?
- Buffy Summers: What am I, Knowledge Girl now? Explanations are your terrain.
- Cordelia Chase: [to Wendell] Hello? Doofus! You're in my light!
- [flutters eyelids]
- Xander Harris: Wendell, what is wrong with you? Don't you know she is the center of the universe and the rest of us merely revolve around her?
- Cordelia Chase: [with ironic smile] Why don't you revolve yourself out of my life?
- Willow Rosenberg: [re her dislike of spiders] Their furry bodies and their sticky website and... What do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you! For crawling across your face in the middle of the night, uuggh!