Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Never Leave Me (2002)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

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• Andrew Wells : Don't kill me!

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm not gonna kill you.

  Andrew Wells : Don't torture me and send me to an eternal pain dimension.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm not gonna.

  Andrew Wells : Warren killed Tara. I didn't do it. And he was aiming for Buffy, anyway.

  Willow Rosenberg : Not making it better.

  Andrew Wells : And you got your revenge! You killed my best friend. We're even.

  Willow Rosenberg : Even? You think I get satisfaction from what I did?

  Andrew Wells : Maybe not, but let me keep my skin, okay? I'm not bad. I'm not bad anymore. I'm good. I do good things now.

  Willow Rosenberg : Then, why do you need lots and lots of blood?

  Andrew Wells : I am bad. I'm bad. I'm evil. But I'm protected by powerful forces. Forces you can't even begin to imagine, little girl. If you harm me you shall know the wrath of he that is darkness and terror. Your blood will boil, and you will know true suffering. Stand down, she-witch. Your defeat is at hand...

  Willow Rosenberg : Shut your mouth! I *am* a she-witch. A very *powerful* she-witch. Or witch, as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with...

  Andrew Wells : But I...

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm talking! Don't interrupt me. Insignificant man! I am Willow. I am Death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true... Okay?

• Andrew Wells : Babe II: Pig in the City was really underrated.

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  Don't think about Babe.

  Andrew Wells : Right.

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  You're Conan. You're The Destroyer. It's you against nature. You're the hunter. You're primal. You live off the land. You're Andrew. Everyone knows you. You play by your own rules. It's kill or be killed.

  Andrew Wells : [yells]  That'll do, pig!

• Warren Meers : [as The First]  Hey! You know the rules. I can't take corporeal form. Here, feel... Mm-hmm.

  [Andrew passes his hand through Warren's chest] 

  Andrew Wells : Cool.

  Warren Meers : [as The First]  Pretty bitchin', right? I'm like Obi-Wan.

  Andrew Wells : Or Patrick Swayze.

• [Xander in the process of tying Andrew to a chair] 

  Xander Harris : Now, we can do this the hard way...

  Andrew Wells : Ow!

  Xander Harris : ...if you want. But believe me when I tell ya, this will go much easier if you just tell us what you know.

  Andrew Wells : Ow!

• Xander Harris : How's your face?

  [he gives Andrew a glass of water] 

  Andrew Wells : Ok.

  Xander Harris : [starts untying him]  Sorry about that. She shouldn't have hit you.

  [hands him the glass of water] 

  Xander Harris : Thirsty? Go on.

  Andrew Wells : [Andrew sniffs the water]  That chick's psycho.

  [he drinks from it] 

  Xander Harris : You don't know the half of it. She's a vengeance demon, you know.

  [sits in chair] 

  Xander Harris : She's bad news.

  Andrew Wells : This one time I saw her having sex with Spike.

  Xander Harris : She's killed more men than smallpox.

  Andrew Wells : Does smallpox still kill people?

  Xander Harris : She's killed a lot of men. She tortures them. Anyone who incurs her wrath. One time she-

  [pats his arm, leans back] 

  Xander Harris : No, never mind.

  Andrew Wells : What?

  Xander Harris : It's not important.

  Andrew Wells : What'd she do?

  Xander Harris : [leans forward]  Well, there was this one guy-there was this one guy, he, uh, he hurt her real bad, so she paid him back. She killed him, but she did it real slow. See, first she stopped his heart, then she replaced it with darkness, then she made him live his life like that. But he still had to go do his job and see his friends and wake up in the morning and go to bed at night, but he had to do it all empty. Without anything to look forward to. Ever.

  Andrew Wells : Sounds bad.

  Xander Harris : Well, then she tore out his intestines and rubbed it in his face and took pictures of it.

  Andrew Wells : Oh, God.

  Xander Harris : But she's downstairs now. Don't worry about her.

  Andrew Wells : What if...

  Xander Harris : See, the thing is, we've all been a little on edge lately. Some bad things have been happening, and the girls-they're all looking for someone to blame.

  Andrew Wells : I didn't do anything...

  Anya : [from the hallway]  You lying son of a bitch!

  [storms into the room and storms toward Andrew] 

  Anya : You're gonna tell us what we need to know, and you're gonna tell us right now!

  [Andrew who is tied to the chair falls over] 

  Xander Harris : Anya, no!

  Andrew Wells : Stop it!

  [Xander pulls Anya of Andrew] 

  Anya : Get off me, Harris!

  [slaps Xander, she mouths the words "I'm sorry" to him, turns back to Andrew] 

  Anya : C'mere, you pipsqueak!

  [shakes Andrew's shoulders against the floor] 

  Andrew Wells : Get her off me! I'll tell you! I'll tell you what you need to know!