Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Life Serial (2001)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

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• Andrew Wells : I just hope she solves it faster than Data did on the ep of TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up.

  Warren Meers : Or-Or Mulder, in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding.

  Andrew Wells : Scully wants me so bad.

• Warren Meers : This mummy hand has ceased to be!

  Andrew : It is an ex-mummy hand!

• [trying to remain inconspicuous, the horn of the Trio's van blares the "Star Wars" theme] 

  Andrew Wells : [to the others]  Hey, all you said was lose the mural.

• Jonathan Levinson : I need you to hold hands.

  Andrew : With each other?

  Warren Meers : Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?

  Jonathan Levinson : Stop touching my magic bone!

• Warren Meers : Wh-What the hell is that?

  Andrew Wells : Death Star, dude! Wicked, huh?

  Jonathan Levinson : Thermal exhaust port's *above* the main port, numb nuts.

  Andrew Wells : For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised designs from Return of the Jedi.

  Jonathan Levinson : That's a flawed design!

• Warren Meers : We tested her, faced her, and we survived.

  Jonathan Levinson : Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me.

  Andrew Wells : Oh, of course. But, barring that, Warren's right. We did good!

• Andrew : Oh, she's coming over here. What do we do?

  Warren Meers : Jonathan, grab your magic bone.

  [Warren and Andrew start laughing]