Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Innocence (1998)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Cordelia Chase : This is great. There's an unkillable demon in town. Angel's joined *his* team. The Slayer's a basket case. I'd say we've hit bottom.
Xander Harris : I have a plan.
Cordelia Chase : Oh no! Here's a lower place.
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[Willow has found out Xander and Cordelia are together and she runs off down the hallway with Xander chasing]
Xander Harris : Willow, come on!
Willow Rosenberg : I knew it! I knew it! Well, not "knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know. You two were fighting way too much! It's not natural!
Xander Harris : I know it's weird.
Willow Rosenberg : Weird? It's against all laws of God and man. It's Cordelia! Remember? The-The "We Hate Cordelia Club," of which you are the treasurer.
Xander Harris : Look, I was gonna tell you.
Willow Rosenberg : Gee, what stopped you? Could it be shame?
Xander Harris : All right. Let's overreact, shall we?
Willow Rosenberg : But I'm...
Xander Harris : Willow. We were just kissing. It doesn't mean that much.
Willow Rosenberg : No... It just means that you'd rather be with someone you hate than be with me.
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Cordelia Chase : So does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.
Xander Harris : Yeah, I guess.
Cordelia Chase : Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?
Xander Harris : I'm 17. Look at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
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[Angelus has just grabbed Willow]
Xander Harris : Don't do that!
Angelus : Oh, I think I do that!
Willow Rosenberg : Angel!
Jenny Calendar : He's not Angel any more. Are you?
Angelus : Wrong. I am Angel... at last.
Xander Harris : Oh, my God.
Angelus : I got a message for Buffy.
Buffy Summers : [off-screen behing Angel] Why don't you give it to me yourself?
Buffy Summers : [turns around] Well, it's not really the kind of message you tell. It sort of involves finding the bodies of all your friends.
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Xander Harris : Whoa. whoa! I... I think I'm havin' a thought.
[gasps]
Xander Harris : Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a thought.
[gasps]
Xander Harris : Now I'm havin' a plan.
[the lights go out]
Xander Harris : And now I'm havin' a wiggins.
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Cordelia Chase : Care to let me in on the plan I'm a part of?
Xander Harris : No.
Cordelia Chase : Why not?
Xander Harris : Because if I tell you, then you won't do it. Just meet me at Willow's house in half an hour and wear something trashy... er...
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Cordelia Chase : Well, does looking at guns make you want to have sex?
Xander Harris : I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.