Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Inca Mummy Girl (1997)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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• Willow Rosenberg : Well, you know, I have a choice. I can spend my life waiting for Xander to go out with every other girl in the world until he notices me, or I can just get on with my life.

  Buffy Summers : Good for you.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, I didn't choose yet.

• Buffy Summers : I better stop him before he gets in trouble.

  Willow Rosenberg : I got it. The non-violent approach is probably better here.

  [leaves] 

  Buffy Summers : I wasn't gonna use violence. I don't always use violence. Do I?

  Xander Harris : The important thing is... *you* believe that.

• Willow Rosenberg : On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.

  Xander Harris : For twenty-one hours?

  Willow Rosenberg : It's addictive, you know.

  Rupert Giles : We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses.

  Buffy Summers : One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying.

• Willow Rosenberg : His parents say he never came home last night.

  Buffy Summers : Y'know, I don't think I remember seeing Rodney on the bus back from the field trip.

  Willow Rosenberg : I didn't either. I hope he didn't get in trouble at the museum.

  Xander Harris : [chuckles]  Hey, maybe he awakened the mummy.

  Willow Rosenberg : [giggles]  Right, and it rose from its tomb.

  Buffy Summers : [smiles]  And attacked him.

  [their smiles fade as they all realize that it may not be so far-fetched] 

• [another student is scraping at a relic in the Cultural Exchange Exhibit museum] 

  Buffy Summers : What's he doing?

  Xander Harris : Uh, that's Rodney Munson. He's God's gift to the bell curve. What he lacks in smarts, he makes up in lack of smarts.

  Willow Rosenberg : You just don't like him 'cause of that time he beat you up every day for five years.

  Xander Harris : Yeah. I'm irrational that way.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : This is *so* unfair.

  Willow Rosenberg : I don't think it's that bad.

  Buffy Summers : It's the Über-suck. Mom could have at least warned me.

  Xander Harris : Well, a lot of parents are doing it this year. It's part of this whole cultural exchange magillah. The exhibit. The dance...

  Willow Rosenberg : I have the best costume for the dance!

  Buffy Summers : A complete stranger in my house for two weeks. I'm gonna be insane! A danger to myself and others within three days, I swear.

  Xander Harris : I think the exchange-student program's cool. I do! It's a beautiful melding of two cultures.

  Buffy Summers : Have you ever done an exchange program?

  Xander Harris : My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?

• Museum Guide : Five hundred years ago, the Incan people chose a beautiful teenage girl to become their princess.

  Willow Rosenberg : I hope this story ends with, "And she lived happily ever after."

  Xander Harris : [looks into the coffin]  No, I think it ends with, "And she became a scary, discolored, shriveled mummy."

• Willow Rosenberg : So, Ampata... you're a girl.

  Ampata : Yes. For many years now.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Xander]  Why are you suddenly so worried about looking like an idiot?

  [oops!] 

  Willow Rosenberg : That came out wrong.