Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

I Was Made to Love You (2001)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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• Tara Maclay : Oh, do you have any books on robots?

  Rupert Giles : Oh, yes. Dozens. There's an enormous amount of research we should do before- No, I'm lying. I haven't got squat. I just like to see Xander squirm.

• Rupert Giles : We are not your friends. We are not your way to Buffy... There is no way to Buffy... Clear out of here. And Spike, this thing... get over it.

  Spike : I don't know what you mean.

  Rupert Giles : Yes, you do. Move the hell on.

• Rupert Giles : Dear God, Buffy, there's only so much I can take. We're gonna have to change the system. A fourteen-year-old's too old to be babysat, and it-it's not fair on her.

  Buffy Summers : What'd she make you do?

  Rupert Giles : Um, well, we listened to aggressively cheerful music sung by people chosen for their ability to dance. Then we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.

  Buffy Summers : [laughing]  Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, but if it makes you feel any better, my fun-time Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window. So if you wanna trade... No, wait. I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.

• Rupert Giles : And you're certain she was a robot?

  Buffy Summers : Absolutely.

  Tara Maclay : She practically had "Genuine Molded Plastic" stamped on her ass.

• Buffy Summers : I feel gross, you know? Like, like dirty.

  Rupert Giles : That's rediculous. You can't be responsible for what Spike thinks or feels.

  Buffy Summers : Well, aren't I responsible? I mean, something about me had to make him feel that, right? Something that made him say, "Woof, that's the *one* for me."

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : Spike! Spike wants me. How obscene is that?

  Rupert Giles : Well, it is very strange. I mean, I can't imagine what he's thinking. Well, uh, not-not that you're not a-a-attractive.

• [Xander is in a large, padded suit that Buffy has been furiously punching while training] 

  Rupert Giles : Buffy, I think you should calm down.

  Xander Harris : Me, too.

  Buffy Summers : Oh, Puffy Xander. Um, I'm sorry. I got, I guess I got carried away. Are you okay?

  Xander Harris : I'm alive. I can tell 'cause of the pain.