Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Flooded (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• [the basement is flooded] 

  Tara Maclay : H-How's everything looking down there?

  Xander : Like we should start gathering up two of every animal.

• Anya : Um, if-if... If you wanna pay e-every bill here, and every bill coming, and have enough to start a nice college fund for Dawn, start charging.

  Buffy Summers : For what?

  Anya : Slaying vampires. I mean, you're providing a valuable service to the whole community. I say cash in!

  Buffy Summers : Well, that's an idea... *you* would have. Any other suggestions?

  Anya : Well, I mean, it's-it's not *so* crazy.

  Dawn Summers : Yes it is! You can't charge innocent people for saving their lives.

  Anya : Spider-Man does.

  Dawn Summers : He does not.

  Anya : Does too!

  Dawn Summers : Does not... Xander?

  Xander Harris : Action is his reward.

• Dawn Summers : [about M'Fashnik demon]  I'm guessing on how you say it. It's got an apostrophe. I think it's MmmFashnik. Like, mmm, cookies.

  Xander Harris : Or maybe, Muh-Fashnik. Like Muh... Fashnik.

• Xander Harris : That's it. It's been four hours. I'm callin' it, people. This coffee table, it's gone. Damn it!