"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" First Date (TV Episode 2003) - Tom Lenk as Andrew Wells

[Buffy, Spike and Xander enter the house to find the Scoobies waiting up for them. Xander's shirt is wrapped around his waist as a surrogate bandage]

Willow Rosenberg : What happened?

Xander Harris : What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on. Let's gay.

Willow Rosenberg : What?

Xander Harris : You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I-I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it?

Andrew Wells : [sighs] Captain Archer...

Xander Harris : Come on. Let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here.

Buffy Summers : What if you just start attracting male demons?

Dawn Summers : [chuckles] Clem always liked you.
Jonathan Levinson : [as The First] Did you find the gun?

Andrew Wells : Yes. It was in Buffy's underwear drawer. She has nice things.

Jonathan Levinson : [as The First] Show me.

Andrew Wells : Well, I didn't take 'em, but there were thongs and regular underpants.

Jonathan Levinson : [as The First] Show me the gun.
Jonathan Levinson : [as The First] Andrew, I want you to think. Willow brought something to this house. Something good. Something you can use.

Andrew Wells : The new microwave?
Andrew Wells : [to The First] Say, um, do you have any weaknesses I should know about if I'm gonna work for you? Like, uh, kryptonite or allergies?

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells