Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Fear Itself (1999)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : This is Gachnar?

  Xander Harris : Big overture, little show.

  Gachnar : I am the Dark Lord of nightmares. The bringer of Terror! Tremble before me. Fear me!

  Willow Rosenberg : He... He's so cute.

• Xander Harris : Sad Buffy.

  Willow Rosenberg : She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

  Oz : She's still suffering a little post-Parker depression.

  Xander Harris : Bailing on the Buff. Does anyone else wanna smack that guy?

  [raises his hand. Willow and Oz do the same] 

• Xander Harris : Hail, ye olde... varletty... thou.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm-I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake... and plus, she had that close relationship with God.

  Xander Harris : [to Oz]  And you are...?

  [Oz reveals a name tag saying "GOD"] 

  Xander Harris : Of course. I wish I'd thought of that before I put down my deposit. I could've been God.

  Oz : Blasphemer.

• Willow Rosenberg : I'm serious, Buffy. We don't know what we're dealing with.

  Xander Harris : Okay, my turn. Does anyone hear that?

  Buffy Summers : Well, as soon as we start dealing with it, I'll know what it is I'm dealing with. Do you hear something?

  Xander Harris : Like I said... sounds like a hissing.

  Buffy Summers : It's like a "ssss" noise?

  Xander Harris : I thought the word "hissing" kind of covered that nicely.

• Buffy Summers : There's no problem that cannot be solved by chocolate.

  Willow Rosenberg : I think I'm gonna barf.

  Buffy Summers : Except that.

• Willow Rosenberg : [in the Haunted House]  Ew! Ah, ah, ah! Cobweb! Okay that part was realistic.

  Oz : Frat boys aren't too obsessive with their cleaning. Might not be decoration, per se.

• Xander Harris : No, it's cool. You guys got your little college thing. I'm fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along to some fraternity.

  Willow Rosenberg : You can come.

  Xander Harris : 'kay. But only because I lied about having better things to do.

• Xander Harris : I wasn't scared, I was in the spirit.

  Willow Rosenberg : And we back ya up on that... even if they question us separately.

• Willow Rosenberg : Where's Supportive Boyfriend Guy?

  Oz : Oh, he's picking up your dry cleaning. But he told me to tell you he's afraid you're gonna get hurt.

• [first lines] 

  [Xander has carved a pumpkin] 

  Xander Harris : I don't know. Uh, I was going for ferocious-scary but it's coming out more dryly-sardonic.

  Willow Rosenberg : It does appear to be mocking you with its eye-holes.

  Oz : Yet its nose-hole seems sad and full of self-loathing.

  Xander Harris : What do you think, Buff?

  Buffy Summers : I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others... and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out.

• Buffy Summers : Conjuring. Wil, let's be realistic here. Okay, your basic spells are usually only about fifty-fifty.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, yeah? Well... so's your face!

• Oz : Wil, something's happening.

  Willow Rosenberg : Something good?

  [Oz is starting to turn into a werewolf] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, no. Not good.

• Buffy Summers : Wil, give me something.

  Willow Rosenberg : Okay, uh, um, the icon's called the-the Mark of Gachnar. I-I-I think this is a-a summoning spell for something called...

  Xander Harris : Gachnar?

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, yes. Somehow, the-the beginning of the-the spell must have been triggered. Um, Gachnar's trying to manifest itself, to-to come into being.

  Buffy Summers : How?

  Willow Rosenberg : It-it feeds on fear.

  Buffy Summers : Our fears are manifesting. We're feeding it. We-We need to stop.

• Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  No, I just meet you at your place. - Yeah, Buffy said she was coming but I haven't seen her. We have to make sure she has fun. We have to force fun upon her. And if Parker shows up we just - ax-murder him. That's halloweeny! Okay, I'll see you in a little bit