Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Faith, Hope & Trick (1998)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : I just wanna get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.

  Willow Rosenberg : Like date?

  Buffy Summers : Well...

  Xander Harris : Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut.

  [Xander starts chuckling and Buffy punches him on the arm] 

  Xander Harris : [still kind of chuckling]  Ow.

  Buffy Summers : All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff.

• Willow Rosenberg : And over here, we have the cafeteria, where we were mauled by snakes.

  Xander Harris : And this is the spot where, uh, Angel tried to kill Willow.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, and over there in the lounge is where Spike and his gang nearly massacred us all on Parent-Teacher night.

  [Faith chuckles] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, and-and up those stairs, I was sucked into a muddy grave.

  Xander Harris : And they say young people don't learn anything in high school nowadays, but, um, I've learned to be afraid.

• Willow Rosenberg : Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around Buffy.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, you mean 'cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and she had to put him down like a dog?

  Xander Harris : Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?

  Oz : All right, prepare to uncouple... Uncouple.

  [both couples separate holding hands as they walk towards Buffy] 

• Cordelia Chase : When did you become Martha Stewart?

  Buffy Summers : First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.

  Xander Harris : I don't believe she slays, either.

  Oz : Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.

• Faith : The whole summer it was like the worst heat wave. So it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on, and all of a sudden I hear screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broke down an there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, the cops pulled up and arrested us both.

  Xander Harris : Wow! They should film that story and show it every Christmas.