Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Faith, Hope & Trick (1998)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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Quotes 

• Faith : God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?

  [everybody looks at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : Well... sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

  Cordelia Chase : I get it.

  [everybody looks at Cordelia] 

  Cordelia Chase : Not the horny thing, yuck! But the two slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.

• Willow Rosenberg : Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around Buffy.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, you mean 'cause of how the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and she had to put him down like a dog?

  Xander Harris : Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell, or what?

  Oz : All right, prepare to uncouple... Uncouple.

  [both couples separate holding hands as they walk towards Buffy] 

• Cordelia Chase : When did you become Martha Stewart?

  Buffy Summers : First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.

  Xander Harris : I don't believe she slays, either.

  Oz : Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.