Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Earshot (1999)

Seth Green: Oz

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were gonna make an expression.

  Oz : Well, I felt one comin' on. I won't lie.

• [Buffy can hear everyone's thoughts] 

  Oz : [thinking]  I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.

  [out loud] 

  Oz : Hmm.

  Xander Harris : [thinking]  What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!

  Buffy Summers : God, Xander! Is that *all* you think about?

  Xander Harris : Actually...? Bye.

  [runs out of the room] 

• [reading Freddy's review] 

  Oz : "'Dingoes Ate My Baby' played their instruments as if they had plump Polish sausages taped to their fingers."

  Freddy Iverson : Sorry, man.

  Oz : No. It's fair.

• Xander Harris : You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better-lookin' than the rest of 'em.

  Oz : None of them are really my...

  Xander Harris : Oh, my God, he's lookin' at her...! He's got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.

  Oz : You're a very complex man, aren't you?

• Willow Rosenberg : The school paper is edging on depressing, lately. Have you guys noticed that?

  Oz : I don't know. I always go strait to the obits.