Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doublemeat Palace (2002)

Kali Rocha: Halfrek

Quotes 

• Xander Harris : An, that was Buffy. She's working late, so I might have to go-

  [turns] 

  Xander Harris : *Yike*!

  Halfrek : I have been called, and vengeance shall I wreak. Cower, masculine one. Tremble as you face my wrath.

  Anya : [entering]  Xander, I'm starting to think that maybe we should do a potluck thing.

  Xander Harris : Honey.

  [Anya notices Halfrek and gasps] 

  Xander Harris : Hello. I am here to tear this man apart. How many pieces do you wish?

  Anya : Halfrek!

  Halfrek : Anyanka? Oh, my God!

  [laughs] 

  Anya : Hi!

  [hugs Halfrek] 

  Halfrek : Hi! How are you? How are you?

  Xander Harris : You two... You know each other?

  Anya : Funny, Halfrek. I didn't summon you to kill Xander. I called to invite you to our wedding.

  Halfrek : You- Oh, my- What an embarrassing mistake.

• Halfrek : So, um... you're marring that man with the large upper arms?

  Anya : Yes.

  Halfrek : Why?

  Anya : Well, because I love him.

  Halfrek : Hmm.

  Anya : Uh, we're gonna be very happy together.

  Halfrek : Hmm.

  Anya : What?