Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doppelgangland (1999)

Michael Nagy: Alfonse

Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : [impersonating Vamp Willow]  A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this?

  [screams] 

  Anya : [speaking at same time]  Sure. Yeah. Humans do that. Yeah.

  Alfonse : [speaking at same time]  Yeah. Yeah. I think yeah.

• Alfonse : All right. Nobody cause any trouble or try to leave... and nobody gets hurt.

  Angel : Why don't I believe him?

  Oz : Well, he lacks credibility.

• Vamp Willow : You made me cranky.

  Alfonse : There's been a mistake here. We were sent after a human.

  Vamp Willow : Really? Who do you work for?

  Alfonse : I'm not telling you a thing.

  [Vamp Willow breaks one of Alfonse's fingers] 

  Vamp Willow : Who do you work for?

  Alfonse : Wilkins. The mayor.

  [Vamp Willow breaks another of Alfonse's fingers] 

  Vamp Willow : Who do you work for?

  Alfonse : You.

  Vamp Willow : Get your friends. Bring them here. The world's no fun anymore. We're going to make it the way it was. Starting with the Bronze.

• Willow Rosenberg : [entering Bronze disguised as Vamp Willow]  Hi! I'm back!

  [realizes she's not acting like Vamp Willow and puts on a more serious expression] 

  Alfonse : Did you find the girl?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yep. I did.

  Anya : Where is she?

  Willow Rosenberg : I killed her. And sucked her blood... .as we vampires do.