Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Doppelgangland (1999)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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Quotes 

• Anya : What a day. Give me a beer.

  Waiter : ID.

  [Anya glares at him] 

  Waiter : ID.

  Anya : *I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old. Just gimme a friggin' beer*!

  Waiter : ID.

  Anya : [sighs]  Give me a Coke.

• Anya : I swear, I am just trying to find my necklace.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, did you try looking inside the sofa in *Hell*?

• [first lines] 

  D'Hoffryn : Do not ask again.

  Anya : But... But, I...

  D'Hoffryn : Your powers were a gift of the lower beings. You have proved unworthy of them.

  Anya : I was robbed of them.

  D'Hoffryn : By your carelessness.

  Anya : For a thousand years I wielded the powers of the wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshiped across the mortal globe. And now I'm *stuck* at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.

• Willow Rosenberg : [impersonating Vamp Willow]  A human? Oh, yeah? Could a human do this?

  [screams] 

  Anya : [speaking at same time]  Sure. Yeah. Humans do that. Yeah.

  Alfonse : [speaking at same time]  Yeah. Yeah. I think yeah.

• Anya : Uh, Willow?

  Willow Rosenberg : Uh, hi.

  Anya : Anya. I'm sort of new here. Um, I know Cordelia.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, fun.

  Anya : Yeah. Um, listen, I-I have this little project I'm working on, and I heard you were the person to ask if...

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, that's me. Reliable dog geyser person.

• Willow Rosenberg : [impersonating Vamp Willow]  Okay, let's get to the killing. Why don't we start with her?

  Anya : Why don't we start with you? If she's a vampire, then I'm the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

• Willow Rosenberg : Okay, that's a little blacker than I like my arts.

  Anya : Oh, don't be such a wimp.

  Willow Rosenberg : That-That-That wasn't just some temporal fold, that was some weird Hell place. I don't think you're telling me everything.

• Willow Rosenberg : [entering Bronze disguised as Vamp Willow]  Hi! I'm back!

  [realizes she's not acting like Vamp Willow and puts on a more serious expression] 

  Alfonse : Did you find the girl?

  Willow Rosenberg : Yep. I did.

  Anya : Where is she?

  Willow Rosenberg : I killed her. And sucked her blood... .as we vampires do.