Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Dead Man's Party (1998)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

Photos 

Quotes 

• Oz : We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?

  Cordelia Chase : What's the difference?

  Oz : Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings. Shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.

  Xander Harris : Well, I hate brie.

  Cordelia Chase : I know. It smells like Giles' cat.

  Rupert Giles : It's not my...

• Buffy Summers : As if I even could've gone to you, Xander. You made your feelings about Angel and I perfectly clear.

  Xander Harris : Look, I'm sorry that your honey was a demon, but most girls don't hop a Greyhound over boy troubles.

  Cordelia Chase : Time out, Xander. Put yourself in Buffy's shoes for just a minute. Okay? I'm Buffy, freak of nature, right? Naturally I pick a freak for a boyfriend, and then he turns into Mr. Killing Spree, which is pretty much my fault...

  Buffy Summers : Cordy... get out of my shoes.

• Cordelia Chase : I'm the dip.

  [everyone looks at her] 

  Xander Harris : Uh, you gotta admire the purity of it.

  Cordelia Chase : What? Onion dip. Stirring, not cooking. It's what I bring.

• Willow Rosenberg : Maybe we shouldn't be too couply around her.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, you mean because the only guy that ever liked her turned into a vicious killer and had to be put down like a dog?

  Xander Harris : Can she cram complex issues into a nutshell or what?