Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Choices (1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : We Bohemian anti-establishment types have always been persecuted.

  Oz : Well, sure. You're all so weird.

• Willow Rosenberg : Hey, I eat danger for breakfast.

  Xander Harris : But, oddly enough, she panics in the face of breakfast foods.

• Xander Harris : I have a theory. Your snide remarks earlier? I'm guessing grapes a little on the sour side. Didn't get into any schools, did ya? The grades were there but, ooh, if it weren't for that pesky interview. Ten minutes with you and the Admissions Department decided that they'd already reached their mean-spirited superficial-princess quotas.

  Cordelia Chase : And once again the gold medal in the Being-Wrong event goes to Xander "I'm As Stupid As I Look" Harris.

• Xander Harris : [to Cordelia]  Hey, did ya hear about Willow getting into Oxnard?

  Willow Rosenberg : Oxford.

  Xander Harris : And M.I.T. And Yale and every other college on the face of the planet, as in your face I rub it.

• Xander Harris : Any clue on what college you might be attending so we can start calculating minimum safe distance?

  Cordelia Chase : None of your business. Certainly nowhere near you losers.

  Buffy Summers : Okay, you guys, don't forget to breathe between insults.

  Cordelia Chase : I'm sorry, Buffy. This conversation is reserved for those who actually *have* a future.