Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Bring on the Night (2002)
Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells
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Quotes
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Andrew Wells : Man, this place gives me the creeps. It's like in Wonder Woman, issue 297-299.
Xander Harris : "Catacombs." Yeah, with the skeletons.
Andrew Wells , Xander Harris : That was cool.
[Xander realizes that he shouldn't be bonding with the enemy and pushes Andrew forward]
Xander Harris : Move it. This way.
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Andrew Wells : I'm telling you, my spider-sense is tingling. This is gonna get hairy. I'm talkin' weird with a beard. Better untie me.
Buffy Summers : And that'll help us, how?
Andrew Wells : [sighs] Okay. I know what you're thinking. Andrew, bad guy. You think I'm a supervillain like Dr. Doom or Apocalypse or-or The Riddler. But I admit I-I went over to the dark side, but just to pick up a few things, a-a-and now I'm back. I've learned. I'm good again.
Buffy Summers : And when were you good before?
Andrew Wells : Okay, technically, never. Touché. But I'm like Vader in the last 5 minutes of Jedi with redemptive powers... Minus a redemptive struggle of... epic redemption which chronicles.
[sighs]
Andrew Wells : These ropes itch.
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Andrew Wells : I'm... I was about to be dead... You saved me.
Buffy Summers : For the time being. But if you don't tell us what we need to know, then I'm gonna offer you to The First on a platter and let him chop you into tiny pieces.
Andrew Wells : The first what?
Anya : The name of the evil thing that pretended to be Warren to get you to kill Jonathan.
Andrew Wells : Oh. Not very ominous sounding.
Dawn Summers : No, it is if you understand the context.
Andrew Wells : No. An evil name should be like Lex or Voldemort or...
Buffy Summers : Hey! I was intimidating here.
Andrew Wells : Oh. Sorry. Um, go ahead.
Buffy Summers : [sighs] Forget it. Where's the Seal?