- [Xander is swatting at a light moving around him while lost in the woods with Willow]
- Willow Rosenberg: Xander, it's not a bug... It's Tara. Come on.
- Xander Harris: And how long have you known that your girlfriend's Tinker Bell?
- Mag: So you got a witch in the mix.
- Tara Maclay: More than one.
- Xander Harris: I happen to be a very powerful man-witch myself.
- [the demons looks at him]
- Xander Harris: Or... male...
- [to Willow]
- Xander Harris: Is it a warlock?
- [Willow nods frantically]
- Xander Harris: Warlock.
- Dawn Summers: I don't know how you're back, but you are, and please just stay still!
- [the tower moves]
- Dawn Summers: Or-Or move, but-but towards me, because the tower was built by crazy people, and I don't think it's holding up very well.
- Willow Rosenberg: Where's Dawn and Spike?
- Tara Maclay: We've been calling the house, but...
- Xander Harris: Maybe they're on their way here. I mean, this place is NORAD when we're at DEFCON 1.
- [all the girls stare at him]
- Xander Harris: Okay, I so need male friends.
- Anya: Where are they? Why aren't they here?
- Tara Maclay: I don't know.
- Anya: They could be hurt. Xa-Xander could be lying somewhere, broken and bleeding, calling out my name.
- Tara Maclay: Anya...
- Anya: Like that. Oh, God.
- Xander Harris: Demons. Ah, well, there's something you don't see every day.
- [chuckles]
- Xander Harris: Unless you're us.
- Spike: Dawn, I get that you're scared. But I'm your sitter, so mind me. I'm not gonna let any of those buggers lay so much as a warty digit on you.
- Xander Harris: Oh, no.
- Willow Rosenberg: What?
- Xander Harris: No. How could we- So *stupid*!
- Willow Rosenberg: Xander!
- Xander Harris: Our spell... Our resurrection spell worked like a magic charm. We brought you back to life, Buffy. Right where we left her.
- Willow Rosenberg: Oh, God.
- Xander Harris: In her coffin.
- Tara Maclay: [after killing a huge demon with an axe who was threatening Willow] Nobody messes with my girl.
- Xander Harris: Okay, this is really starting to grate my cheese. These woods aren't that big. Now, I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star.
- Willow Rosenberg: Xander, that's not the North Star. It's an airplane.